- I ran to get some ketchup and when I walked back in, Jack came running up to me holding...NOT HIS SIPPY CUP. It had some unknown liquid and although I didn't see him drink it...nope, I'm not going there. He was just holding it, nothing else.
- then, a 5 year old girl came in in her pajamas (no judgies, but it was a flannel gown...odd). Her and Reese played for a couple minutes and then she came running up to me saying she had to poop but her mom was making her wait until they got to a friend's house bc she has 2 potties. I told her to go find her mommy.
- as we were leaving, an older couple was sitting in a booth right by the door eating ice cream cones. Reese walked right up to the lady and TRIED TO LICK HER CONE. Y'all, I was mortified. Luckily, they laughed and then offered Reese a cone, but she told them she can't have milk. Why did she not remember that before she assaulted the lady's cone?
If you never see me in public again, you'll know why.
Although I was tempted to make him drink sanitizer, we settled on half water, half lemonade. He's lucky he's so cute!
that is hilarious! These kids know which old ladies are grandmothers and who won't mind sharing their ice cream :). Just wait till she asks a random stranger for money for her piggy bank. Awkward!
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