Reese's Resume

Would look something like this...

:::Reese:::

Age 3

Education:

• lots of "in-home" training

Work experience:

• Professional whiner (2011-present)
• Big girl potty-er
• Big sister (2011-present)
• Mud-pie maker
• Room destroyer

Accomplishments:

• Producing tears in an instant
• Showing interest in something at the exact same time as my brother
• Rememberer of everything that has ever happened to me
• Stalling bedtime at least 30 minutes
• Having amazing comedic timing

Famous Sayings:

• "Don't say no to me, that makes me nervous."
• "It's too late for hugs."
• "I want to eat at the westernaut." {restaurant}
• ::when mom gives me the I'm-in-trouble eye:: "are you happy now?"
• "I'm crying because you hurt my feelings."
• "I can't bewieve it!" {believe}

References:

• Jack, my brother: I'll command him to give me a great reference
• Babs: I can do no wrong in her eyes
• Nana: I'm her princess
• Diane: she plays with me everyday